let's ignore the fact that matthew mcconaughey looks stoned in this picture. he always looks stoned and he probably always actually is stoned. no, what we're interested in is the light fixture attached to his head. perhaps matt is more self-aware than we gave him credit for. after becoming the certified "next big thing" back around 1997, his career has been less than enviable. the upcoming sahara with gal pal, penelope cruz is by no means an exception. so we think that matthew has accepted the fact that he is now on the a minus list by deciding to eschew acting for a more practical (though no more stable) career as a miner. either that or he's preparing for a role as a miner in his next "hit" film. anything is a step up from reign of fire.
we are so stoked. it seems two of our favorite hollywood couples (for vastly different reasons) may be getting back together. well actually, one of them may never have split up to begin with.
we've said it before and we'll say it time and time again - the british press is so retarded. i guess kelly brook wasn't out in a cleavage-baring dress last night, so they had to rush this extremely news-worthy item instead. i mean wtf?
the caption for this great picture of tobey "grizzly adams" maguire has him attending a meeting of the lion's club. what's up with these men's clubs anyway? according to the boy, the freemasons basically own america and part of the reason we wanted to try and transfer to yale was to find out more about the skull and bones society. unfortunately, the lions club is far less interesting. we should have suspected as much - they're responsible for the eyeglass recycling bin at the library for chrissake. guess tobey's only mysterious in the movies.