Monday, February 21, 2005

we've been so excited about finding paris hilton's real myspace, learning that she may have a drug problem and reading about jennifer aniston's lesbian affairs with a whalberg that we completely forgot to tell you that little michelle branch is pregnant with her 40-year-old husband's spawn. that's right, the 21-year-old and her bassist hubby will be having a baby in five months. she announced the somewhat disturbing news on the messageboard for her side project, the wreckers. the couple have only been married nine months.