Tuesday, February 01, 2005

unfortunately, this blog is not britpoppa's main source of income (or source of any income for that matter). we have to drag ourselves into an office every day just like the rest of yous. this can only mean one thing: pooping in a public restroom. no matter how hard we try to avoid it, we all have to do a bm in public sometimes. we, britpoppa, do it every morning at around 10:30. there's no denying the potential embarrassment that may arise in these situations. what about the noise factor? will office rumors spread about my flatulence?

since it's established that unloading your bowels outside the privacy of one's own home sucks, there's no point in our wasting an entire hart to say what so many other's have so eloquently expressed. thus, we use this forum to expose you to some of these other brilliant manifestos.

for boys - fat tony's public crapper rules and regulations
for girls - to all the women that take a #2 in public restrooms
a discussion group - pooping in public
some tips - pooping in public. what a guide!
could it be? - finally - the ultimate solution to pooping in public restrooms

as you see, no one has yet come up with the answer to this age-old problem. so just settle in and become accustomed to the mantra, "if you've gotta go, you've gotta go."