david schwimmer was being his sleazy self again in miami over new year's. he was desperately trying to get himself introduced to jessica alba, who is 15 years younger than the former "friends" star. much to his dismay, she was with her "hunky mystery man", cash warren. see pics of jess and cash making out (as well as some shots of the "dark angel's" A as she bends over in a bikini) here (via oh no they didn't).
mary-kate and ashley olsen were giving their employees a real treat this year: used clothes. the pint-sized sisters opened up their closets for their staff, giving them their pick of clothing and accessories. according to one eyewitness, "people were walking out with wheelbarrows full of stuff." either dualstar employs a hell of a lot of midgets or these goodies are going on ebay.
rebecca loos has gone and showed off her loose lips again. she revealed that victoria beckham, whose husband she allegedly slept with while working for him in madrid, has had three boob jobs. not that it's at all surprising. there's no way a stick figure like posh could maintain a rack like that.
karrine steffans has gone public about her three-month affair with usher "do it for poppy" raymond, proving why she has earned the nickname, "superhead". she tells all about the pop star's penchant for public sex and demeaning remarks. for details on other hip-hop stars' bedroom behavior, check this out.
the hiltons also spent the holiday perfecting their forte, drunkenly exposing crotch. classy, gals.