Friday, December 17, 2004

there may be a reason britney spears has seemingly abandoned her maltese pup, lacy, for her new chihuahua, bitbit - and it's not doggy boot camp. it seems lacy, the former apple of brit's eye, has got some problems with flatulence. perhaps britney should take some advice from benedicte in a very long engagement. every time lacy lets one loose, simply say, "doggy fart warms my heart." it would be a great comeback single, don't you think?