liza minnelli was rushed to the hospital this morning after falling out of bed and hitting her head. liza, no more monkeys jumping on the bed!
celebrities, they're just like us: matthew perry has developed a new addiction. he's moved from painkillers to online poker, just like half of britpoppa's friends. silly, chandler. those syndication checks only go so far.
speaking of addicts, george carlin entered a drug rehabilitation facility in an attempt to rid himself of his own little painkiller problem. he's also revealed himself to be a wino. it's hard to dull the pain of deafening silence, isn't it?
lindsay lohan still hasn't moved on from her onscreen love, chad michael murray. the wb "it boy" and lohan's co-star in freaky friday has been receiving numerous flirtacious phone calls from the actress-cum-singer and her pal, paris hilton. this is all much to the chagrin of murray's fiancee, sophia bush, who is the subject of redhead's teasing in the calls.
heath ledger learned the hard way on "regis and kelly" that sometimes australian slang doesn't translate in the states. said the lion-looking actor, "i told him that me and my mates liked to put on our thongs and grab weenies." just as foster's is australian for beer, thong is australian for flip-flop.
orlando bloom seems a little more interested in the autograph hounds than his lady, kate bosworth. can't blame him. gawker points out the fact that she might not make the most intellectually stimulating company.
proving that he has no fear of overexposure, usher will premiere a 20-minute film of himself with joy bryant on fox new year's eve.
shannon elizabeth and her husband may be suffering marital woes. the busty brunette left her man of eight years to spend christmas in new york with his family, while she was elsewhere. look at him, can you blame her?
bjork shows off another fabulous fashion statement on the streets of manhattan. i hear zubaz are making a comeback.