Friday, November 12, 2004

well, if anyone was going to beat the stupidity of the express's michael phelps poems (though i'm positive those were intentionally moronic), it had to be britney spears. stereogum posted her full "honeymoon poem" and here are some choice excerpts:
... A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!...
Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires...
i can't wait to see what maternity inspires her to do.

jeez, two jen c. items in one day! what am i thinking? one would have to ask the same thing of john mayer, since he asked the skeezy "apprentice" cast member to dinner (via golden fiddle).

though "two of a kind" and "so little time" would lend us to believe otherwise, it seems ashley really is the level-headed olsen twin. she steered her sister away from celebuskank paris hilton the other night at butter.