robbie williams exercised his infamous humility when promoting his greatest hits album in mexico. referring to george bush he said, "i should be president. i'd do a better job than him. and i'm not very bright, i'm not." this time, he may have been right. williams/minogue 2008!
natalie imbruglia's "biggest fan" has brought stalking to an all new level. he asked the perky songstress if he could move in with her. i wonder what her silverchair husband thinks of that. i smell a "three's company" sequel.
when trying out a penthouse in miami, beyonce did some topless swimming. here's the kicker: the neighbors complained. i thought everyone was topless in miami.
george clooney's on-again girlfriend lisa snowdon slams the door in his face - twice!
does my favorite retiring studmuffin news anchor swim in the buff? if he does, he doesn't want us to know about it. i love you, tom brokaw. you will be missed.
naomi campbell and usher made their first public appearance as a couple at the mtv europe awards last night. insert "do it for poppy" joke here.