golden fiddle found this poster of the charlie and the chocolate factory remake starring johnny depp. click it for more detail.
what did i say? it seems that the on again off again renee zellweger and jack white are on again. it's being reported that the two are engaged and a formal announcement will be made at a grand christmas party that renee is throwing.
now that's a party i would pay to see. michael jackson smoked up aaron carter at his 45th birthday party.
they get around. two of the industry's most notorious bedhoppers, milla jovovich and sean lennon, are dating. in the last couple of years the son of john and yoko has been linked to leelee sobieski, bijou phillips and elizabeth jagger. milla has a thing for her directors, having married luc besson and dated paul w.s. anderson.
the new york post lists sarah vowell, eugene mirman and jessi klein as the five funniest people you've never heard of. they're all awesome, but i guess the post can't count.
jessica simpson and sephora are being sued by the company that makes the singer's edible line of cosmetics, dessert. ms. simpson seems to be getting a marie antoinette type reaction to her consumer statement of, "let them eat cake."
excuse me while i kiss the sky. ewan mcgregor will be playing sky masterson in a revival of "guys and dolls" in london. though frank sinatra made the musical's "luck be a lady" a huge hit, the role was actually played by marlon brando in the movie. sinatra played nathan detroit.
speaking of marlon brando, matthew broderick was once told by the heavyweight to seek out the amply endowed. when brando admired a bootylicious babe, matthew asked, "you don't think it's a little big?" to which marlon said, "no, that's what you want. You want that abundancy." clearly matthew, who married the slight sarah jessica parker, didn't listen.
"thanks for nothing, julie newmar." that's what jim belushi's lawsuit against his catwoman neighbor said. apparently the '60s actress has made belushi's home a bit of a living hell, destroying his property, gossiping about him and playing loud music. according to jim, this is bullshit.
bob barker has been making some friends over at peta. he just gave ucla's law school a $1 million endowment for the study of animal rights law. the "price is right" host has long been an animal activist and always ends each show by saying, "help control the pet population. have you pet spayed or neutered." meow!
elizabeth hurley may have married boyfriend arun nayar in an extravagant ceremony in india this weekend that included elephants. the couple will not confirm reports, but the weekend seemed to be a double whammy that included nayar's 40th birthday celebration and bedazzled all involved.