as if going grandmotherly wasn't enough, lil kim is going to lecture at syracuse university. can i get a wtf?
the only thing scarier than a celine dion/anne geddes collaboration is mariah carey as a "sexy" bride. she had a halloween party that boasted puffy as a guest. also throwing fetes were chloe sevigny who (big surprise) had a morrissey-themed bash and an "alien sex slave" rachel bilson who humped her astronaut seth cohen all nite long.
paris hilton might have a girlfriend. is that why she and nicole ritchie go to the bathroom in pairs? or could nicole be going back to her old drug-sing ways?
watch out, arun. i heard she's a femmebot. elizabeth hurley may marry her boyfriend this weekend in india.
and you thought those ballgowns she wore in the pier one commercials were crazy. kirstie alley once had her publicist pump her breast milk into a bottle for her baby possum.
i'm not going to go all pitchfork and insist that you vote (at the expense of "valuable" content), but i will remind you that, if you don't, p. diddy will very likely kill you.