Thursday, October 07, 2004

it seems like justin and cammie are still together despite recent rumors to the contrary. this picture was taken last saturday.

according to a messageboard, joel madden told howard stern that he was waiting until hilary duff (fuck, i have been spelling her name wrong all this time) turned 18 to "bang" her. what a gentleman. he's got less than a year to go!

if you're in preemptive "say anything" withdrawal due to the imminent death of ym, now short for "your magazine", a britpoppa reader tells me, check out the black table's compilation of hip chicks' embarrassing moments.

it's not a surprise anymore. naomi campbell is throwing usher "do it for poppy" raymond a surprise party this saturday at the rainbow room. anyone want to crash?

it's sad when the new york daily news knows you're fired before you do. britney spears and her manager of eight years, larry rudolph, have split up. it could because her brother bryan is desperate to take the reins.

sharon, watch your back. charlize theron would like to marry ozzy osbourne.

fyi: the black eyed peas' fergie, aka stacy ferguson of "kids incorporated" and wild orchid, is dating josh duhamel of win a date with tad hamilton! and "las vegas".

teresa heinz kerry better not wear blue on friday night because laura bush said she will hunt her down and kill her if she does (well, not in so many words).

it's sure to be a storybook wedding, as long as the storybook is scary stories to tell in the dark. marilyn manson plans to wed his girlfriend, dita von teese, in a castle in berlin this november.

jack osbourne may or may not have kimberly stewart's old breast implants framed on his wall.