tobey maguire is set to star in electroboy, a movie about a man who engages in wild sex with strippers and then goes through electroshock therapy. i wonder if he is a method actor. watch out, scores. seabiscuit's coming!
eric bana is not the new james bond and claims, "i haven't got a bloody clue where this all started."
let's hope madonna isn't chasing away another husband. ny daily news reports that husband guy ritchie threatened a rabbi backstage at a miami show to which madonna exclaimed, "don't fucking embarrass me!" seems madge has a thing for hot-blooded bluebloods.
don't watch stereogum's link to a brilliant borat song at work. but watch it. it's so good.