Monday, August 09, 2004
there is totally nothing going on today (unless you count a british story about britney buying shar jackson a house). i went to nyc last weekend and had absolutely no celebrity sightings and only about a billion vassar sightings. it seems the stars have aligned against me. i guess you all will just have to settle for looking at photos of lindsay lohan looking positively yellow and getting that messed up double chin that i always seem to have in pictures. here's a tip, ll: elongate your neck when you smile.
Posted by total at 11:55 AM