in a bizarre attempt to recreate an elijah wood/christina ricci love scene from the ice storm, christian slater wore a nixon mask to a london strip club. when asked to demask or depart the premises, slater chose to leave.
kylie may have shown olivier martinez the door. she's eager to become a mum and he seems more interested in partying with diddy.
justin hawkins of the darkness pays the ultimate price for cheating, getting a prince albert.
oh yeah, kelso and demi are making plans to get married in israel. blah, blah, blah.