i can't wait until i get pregnant and have a rushed ceremony/honeymoon at the san ysidro ranch. j. lo and m. ant are the latest to join the bandwagon that includes gwyneth and coldplay, scientologists beck and giovanni ribisi's sister and some girl from charmed. other nuptial visitors of the not knocked-up variety were the kennedys and laurence olivier and vivien leigh.
in other (fake) celebrity wedding news, christina aguilera is set to beat britney to the altar.
and since we're on the subject of trash, the human garbage that is vincent gallo bad mouths the indie film scene from alien-faced christina ricci to the ex-boyfriend of his blow job-giving co-star.