Friday, July 23, 2004

the british are so bad at gossip. if you're going to make up a story about a kirsten/jake doggy custody battle, at least get the doggy's name right. it's atticus, not lovely. who would name a german shepherd lovely?

it seems cameron's putting the pressure on justin to prove his fidelity. her branding of justin's alleged british fling, lucy clarkson, as a "stupid bitch" in the latest us weekly, was not enough revenge. she's apparently pressured him to sue over the accusations. click here to see a tarty picture of the stupid bitch.

74-year-old robert evens has divorced his 6th wife. he's better act quickly if he wants to fit me in as number 7 before he passes on. i'm not one to turn down ali macgraw's leftovers.