Thursday, June 03, 2004

i'm seething about this story that the post has published today. not because i think it's wrong of a so-called fashion designer to take advantage of her "little sister," the i'm so blase about my sex life, teenage indie film queen turned calvin klein/louis vuitton model scarlett johansson, but because american pie star tara subkoff is dating wes anderson. this is news to me as well as news that frankly puts my head in a spin. i thought the imitation of crap designer was jimmy fallon's beard not anderson's love slave. why do cute geeky directors have to date flighty blondes instead of me?