Tuesday, June 15, 2004
i have a crush on the office assistant. he is the only thing that makes work bearable. he always keeps me amused with his antics, like painting pictures and seductively raising his eyebrows. his name is rocky. he is an animated yellow dog and i love him. at first i decided on links. she was cute enough (especially her reading glasses), but she didn't have the heart and loyalty of rocky. if i'm bored, i just click on rocky and tell him to dance for me. or draw. or destroy something with a blowtorch. he does it all. now i've heard that some people don't like the office assistant. some microsoft employees even tried to kill him. but he has survived it all. of course he did; how can you not love this face?
Posted by total at 2:26 PM