Friday, April 30, 2004

on wednesday, i sat behind curtis armstrong aka booger on my flight to la. he does a really good scottish accent and he was with his wife and daughter. needless to say, i was stoked when i realized half-way through the flight that it was him. i kept saying to myself, "i am on the plane with booger!" my dad and i were just talking about him the other day.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

i have been drooling over pictures from the costume institute's gala on monday at the met. i think, in general, the celebrities look better there than at the oscars. i mean, even claire danes looked good and her zac posen obsession has been keeping her good days at bay as of late. natalie portman was clearly the most beautiful of the evening. i can't stop looking at her dress. tara subkoff's hair looked like an imitation of crap, and i think anne heche must have been abducted by aliens again, but aside from these girls and the j. lo and j. lynn disasters, i think everyone else was in top form. bravo.

i am going to los angeles tonight. i may grace you with my presence from there, but if not, i'll see you when i see you.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

free cone day is really magical. in addition to being the date of my best day in high school (we got pizza and a movie in english class and then, of course, there was my free cone. i believe it might have also been a half day but my memory isn't clear), it is also proving to be a decent day today. first of all, my whack-job boss isn't coming in to the office. then, my friend lauren treated me to saladworks, i got a bunch of new sesame street pez dispensers (they didn't have big bird) and my other friend lauren is coming over tonight! this is like an 11-year-old's wet dream. p.s. new gilmore girls.
Today is free cone day! Tomorrow is free scoop night!

Monday, April 26, 2004

new strongbad email! for some reason i thought they hadn't made one in a super long time but it hasn't been as long as i thought because i had missed 101. stay for a while on 102. there's a pretty great surprise if you do. and click around on both of them. 101 has a strong sad cameo that's not to be missed.

Friday, April 23, 2004

i got tivo! needless to say, i am excited about it. it does some pretty neat stuff. you should look into getting it.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

last night's everwood confirmed a suspicion that i have had for a couple of months now, you can say "dick" on tv. i thought i had heard the once banned word a couple of times before but i always just laughed it off. i thought i must have misheard whomever spake it. but ephram most certainly said the "d" word around 9:50 pm on monday when begging his father to take his HIV+ girlfriend back. if only i could introduce it into the lexicon at my office...

Thursday, April 15, 2004

joyce made me laugh inappropriately at work.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

i'm in love. so what if he's only 3.

Friday, April 09, 2004

i have been out of commission the last few days. i hurt my back and have been trying to lay on it with all my free time. it's harder than you might think. after a while on the hard floor with nothing beneath you, your bum starts to hurt. maybe more precisely your tailbone. or maybe just my tailbone. i am back at work today, with a back pillow behind me. the other day, i tried coming in and just wound up waling around the office like a 75-year-old man all day.

latest excitements: the spiderman 2 trailer. if you missed this last night, you are truly an arsehole. go watch it right now.

lemony snicket movie. apparently this clip was shown during the nickelodeon kid's choice awards.

jess and rory are dating! in real life! okay they are really called alexis and milo. whatever. go to wireimage and look up alexis bledel if you want to see them holding hands.

they are making a sequel to before sunrise. i guess they already made it because people have seen it. it is called . . . before sunset. name aside, this is cool. even if i get made fun of for liking it so much.

latest peeves: how come guadalupe lopez gets to win $2.4 million? that seems so wrong.

another thing that is so wrong. i went to best buy on wednesday and they didn't have the freaks and geeks box set. they told me i had to wait until next tuesday. to quote an often ridiculed miscellany news column, what's up wit dat?

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

it's totally lame that i watch so much tv but then again, i have no life. if you watch the apprentice too, find out which apprentice you are: click here . i'm bill.

Monday, April 05, 2004

last night i had a dream that i was in middle school and i had to go to gym class. for some reason the gym had a glass wall that saw in to the boys' locker room. one of the boys was naked and a smart-ass seventh grade slut was saying he had a big wang. i smugly thought to myself (in all my secret knowing olderness), "it's really not that big."
welcome to my blog. it is sure to be as boring as i am.