Thursday, May 26, 2005

britpoppa's gone on sabbatical. get your gossip from us at the bosh.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

we have to hand it to you guys. you managed to name nearly every skinny starlet under the sun in britpoppa's semi-weekly celebrity guessing game. one of you even guessed yourself (good one). but a number of you called mischa barton, way to go. sometimes her disproportionately large - though quite sexy - hips and bum, throw us off and we forget that the rest of her is stick thin.

a couple of savvy livejournal britpoppa fans did some deductive reasoning to land at the right gal. "Nicole Ritchie is my guess! There aren't any freckles, so it cannot be Lohan," one said. to which the other responded, "Not Ritchie since she's got tattoo's on her back too." "Oh, then I'd opt for Mischa Barton in that case," said the first. it looks like we have some junior detectives in our midst. watch out, carmen sandiego.

wrong guesses: keira knightley, lindsay lohan, katie holmes, selma blair, nicole richie, jessica simpson, leathernad
we spy a cheap trick fan. renee zellweger (in her first photo since getting hitched) proves that no matter how skinny you are, you can still have a double chin.

liv tyler and milo are so sweet. there's nothing better than a cute baby.

lindsay lohan has been heinously co-opting the boho style of sienna miller since she went blonde. and she's not the only one. check out jessica simpson's blatant theft here.

what's up with jennifer garner? is she like the most boring celebrity in the world or what? we know, we should find her strong-hearted resolve to stay normal in the midst of hollywood duplicity charming, but it just annoys us. throw on proenza schouler instead of the patagonia once in a while.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

britpoppa needs a refresher. we're getting stale. and we're just one of many these days. we know it's asking a lot to get some reader feedback in the age of undying apathy, but we could use your comments. what could we do to make britpoppa more fun? what do you like about us? what does britpoppa do that makes you groan? why do you come to us when trent, perez and dana are on the scene? any suggestions you could provide would be greatly appreciated. we're feeling jaded and britpoppa may be on its last legs if we don't do something soon. we apologise for our earnestness. thanks.

Monday, May 16, 2005

in these days of the shrinking starlet, it's no surprise to see actresses copying mary-kate olsen's physique as well as her fashion sense. so which celeb's bony back is this? post your guesses in the comments section and come back wednesday for the answer.
jennifer garner's finally showing off the rock that ben affleck bought her for their shotgun wedding. is that thing cushion cut? eww, gag me with a fork.

jake gyllenhaal's been sowing his oats all over town. first he was filling up maria with his grace, then he went all "sex and the city" and became a modelizer with daria werbowy, and now he's sticking it to little miss stick thin herself, lindsay lohan. looks like someone's trying to dodge those recent gay rumors.

we have to admit, natalie portman looked pretty cute with her shaved head at cannes the other day. but we can't say we enjoy it as much as she seems to.

yea! arrested development is coming back. we don't know what we'd do without gob.

since full throttle didn't wow 'em at the box office, we now present charlie's latest angels. all brittany murphy needs is her own mtv reality show.

dave chappelle explains his mental breakdown.

the paparazzi are claiming that gwen stefani is pregnant. yup, that stomach is certainly bulging. if gwen's not pregnant, she must be on the kirstie alley diet.

everyone should lay off prince harry for that nazi incident. he was just imitating elvis.

we wonder if tom cruise knows about katie holmes's fugtacular feet. things are getting pretty "serious" between them. she's met his kids; he's meeting her parents. while we're certainly wary about this couple's credibility, if the cruise connection helped knock sienna miller off factory girl, we're all for it.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

we're so stoked: bitchy mcbitcherson was relieved from her role as edie sedgwick in factory girl. she never deserved that part anyway. again, we plea: kirsten, please!
world's easiest blind item (via popbitch):
Which colourful US female popstar has a secret lesbian love in London? Whenever she's in town, the star likes to get the party started with her record company lover. Both girls have a thing about bikers: the popstar dates them, while the SonyBMG girl has a copy of Hard Dykes On Bykes on her laptop.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

britpoppa congratulates renee zellweger for finally finding the cowboy of her dreams. eat your hearts out, jim, jack and damien.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

most of you who braved britpoppa's semi-weekly celebrity guessing game managed to name the faux farrah correctly, parker posey. could it be that our hint as to her bad hair day history made the game too simple? we couldn't resist a jab at the mop top she sported for the broadway revival of hurlyburly, though. or maybe it was the top she wore in this picture. parker's quite fond of it - she also wore it on an outing with olympia dukakis in 2003. at least one of you didn't know who she was. that person guessed juliette lewis. maybe next time.